David

A guy with a humongous dick. Penis the size of Jupiter and bangs any mom in sight. A try fucking legend

Hey Sam, David really is the guy I want to be like.

by ieatassoutthamfingcan69 February 20, 2020

David

the most horniest most closeted most homie hopper I know

oh david? yeah hes going to hell for sure!

by gayhotmilf April 4, 2022

Big nerd david

More swag than koral

Big nerd david more swag and knows more thank koral at mc

by Perrysimp March 30, 2021

David

I fat fucking prick that eats nothing but dick

U suck a lot of dick David

by Rhdjdndnnddn May 8, 2020

David Cardwell

That one guy who is kinda smelly because he's a ginger

David Cardwell: Let's all kill Adam

Adam: your a ginger
*David throws a chair at Adam*

by pp funny man 2019 September 22, 2023

David

David is a great person, a beast in bed with a black person dick. He can satisfy any women even Lana Rhodes. Amazing kisser and even makes man fall in love with him.
Also he is an amazing student and a great friend.

Fuck me David is so good!

by Brazzers.D November 22, 2021

David

David is someone who doesn't understand who Rhett Butler, Ashley Wilkes and Scar Let in gone with the wind was.

Woman 1: You see who King David was?

Man1: Yeah, he understood that being mean with the heart and not his unit was a real Skill of the Will.

by tarianiss August 29, 2020