Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy
by ILOVEcumcookies July 4, 2022

by zhack3060ti April 18, 2021

by justkeep_swimming June 29, 2016

One of the ancient heros out their, she is childhoof friends with pure vanilla aka blin healer, also she didnt litsen to pv so she fele into thewn ulta it edoug andn became dark nechamtres cooki.and adopted redvelvet cookie. pv ( her ex ) is finding out a way to get dakre cnhtess back to rhwhtiee lillt cookie so they can be together agian. Also dshe also crush ong odlen chees lllll
by Itz Cristi LEoz May 29, 2022

by NokBerry December 20, 2016

Small bits of dried feces that remain stuck to one's buttcrack hair post-defecation.
See also: butt crust
See also: butt crust
by foolproofdummy July 20, 2022

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013
