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Cum cookie

A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.
Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy
by ILOVEcumcookies July 4, 2022
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cookie man

he sells cookies on twitter and he gives good head
omg i met a cookie man last night it was amazing
by zhack3060ti April 18, 2021
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Smeather cookie

The teachers pet who is always a smart and/or clever cookie
"Maddie got 100% on that math test. She is a pretty smeather cookie."
by justkeep_swimming June 29, 2016
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White Lilly Cookie

One of the ancient heros out their, she is childhoof friends with pure vanilla aka blin healer, also she didnt litsen to pv so she fele into thewn ulta it edoug andn became dark nechamtres cooki.and adopted redvelvet cookie. pv ( her ex ) is finding out a way to get dakre cnhtess back to rhwhtiee lillt cookie so they can be together agian. Also dshe also crush ong odlen chees lllll
" White lilly cookie NOOOOOOOOOOOOO "
by Itz Cristi LEoz May 29, 2022
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cookie rookie bared

When some one is cooked and doing something funny
Feeg is cookie rookie bared and doing backflips
by NokBerry December 20, 2016
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Cookies

Small bits of dried feces that remain stuck to one's buttcrack hair post-defecation.

See also: butt crust
I'm getting laser hair removal next month. Bye bye cookies!
by foolproofdummy July 20, 2022
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Fortune Cookie

When you take a giant shit in the bathroom of a restaurant you have just eaten at.

At some restaurants, you never get them, while at others, you always do. Even when you do, you can never be 100% sure of the specific outcome.
Man, that was some intense hot pot! Alright, I'm gonna go check my fortune cookie, and then let's head to the bar.
by maverick_davidian October 19, 2013
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