shanghai cookie

When a woman is performing anal cunnilingus, while simultaneously robbing you from behind your back.

That goddamn hooker gave me a Shanghai Cookie! She ate my ass and took my wallet!

by Deadard Stark September 25, 2021

Cum cookie

A Cookie, however instead of being filled with warm melty chocolate, is filled with cum.

Rob: Yo dawg, pass me the cum cookie
Harry: what the fuck?
Rob: Y'know man? The cookie filled with cum!
Harry: oh yeah! Sounds yummy

by ILOVEcumcookies July 04, 2022

COOKY CLOSER

a long winded way of calling a person the derogatory term "faggot", saying this is a inside way of harnessing the LGBTQIA+ community

"aye did you see that guy, what a COOKY CLOSER"
haha yea man

by fagust November 02, 2023

double chunk chocolate cookie

The new Costco cookie.

We’re Costco guys, of course we have to try the new double chunk chocolate cookie!

by CostoLover16 December 08, 2024

Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.

Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".

by Sun 'n Rain July 02, 2022

Mint Choco Cookie

The violinist dude from Cookie Run: Kingdom, and he kinda looks like Beethoven.

Person 1: Do you like Mint Choco Cookie?
Person 2: Yeah, he's hot asf.

by Oh.hi.there. June 30, 2022

Ice tea'n cookies

When you sip that good ice tea while eating cookies
(like try it out its great)

I'm going to get me some Ice tea'n cookies.

by Svend_16 September 30, 2020