beat me up and called me ugly

Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.

"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"

by Metalpole February 10, 2018

Domestic call

The situation when a woman uses her phone in order to pleasure herself by inserting the phone into her vagina and then calling it.

- Have you seen Sarah?
- Yes, she is making a domestic call in her room.

by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

Ur call

When you let someone make there own choice. Even though the right thing to do is go cuddle and watch a movie.

Its ur call if you are coming over

by Chzburger December 28, 2016

significant booty call

A step above booty call but a step below significant other.

Are you going to hit up your sbc significant booty call this weekend

by Phantom712 January 4, 2017

Faux Call

A fake phone call you take on your cell phone when either a.) you see someone coming you don't want to talk to, or b.) you want to end a conversation abruptly.

"That stupid ass mascot at the ballgame came over to fuck with me again!" "Fortunately I was able to whip out my cell & take a Faux Call and that goody bastard ignored me"

by Carl 26.2 January 17, 2017

calling your life

When someone is being a dick and saying that your shit in some way or causing you unneeded hassle.

I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"

by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017

Call

You call. They come. Then what. She doesn't get it.

Knew you might come cuz I call you. You came. And now? For a glimpse? Um.somebody. say something. Awkward. Here to see someone else? Everyone but me? All.a big coincidence?

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019