When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.
JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!
by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019
WHAT ME AND ALL OTHER MEN SAY WHEN THEY ABOUT TO CUM ALL OVER A WOMAN (MEN THAT ARE ACTUALLY MEN AND NOT JUST PRETENDING).
by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024
When having a threesome with at least one small individual and stick your fist up there ass, lift them up, and allow the other person to suck them dry.
by DumbFxck April 23, 2024
You use this phrase to announce the fact that youre about to take a shit and probably a vicious one, hence "blowing" it up like hiroshima and nagisaki.
Bro: Yo dude im about to blow the bowl, brb.
Dude: Ok bro, take a dookie on society.
Bowl: Chya! im in it for the nookie!
Dude: Ok bro, take a dookie on society.
Bowl: Chya! im in it for the nookie!
by Snoochie boochie noochies June 01, 2025
by Icyfreshbabii12 March 30, 2015
A type of blow job that takes two whores one goes for the dick and the other goes for the balls
: Be careful hoes get greedy
: Be careful hoes get greedy
by ocelot gaming bitch September 25, 2015
Something the opposing player says during a basketball game when an opponent, usually with weak scoring fundamentals, attempts a layup or a shot.
Player: *Crosses over opponent and has a wide-open layup*
Opponent: "He'll blow it!"
Player: *Misses layup*
Opponent: "He'll blow it!"
Player: *Misses layup*
by He-ro March 10, 2023