sneak beat

When you beat your dick while there are people around

Darren sneak beat when sleeping next to bj

by The real almighty July 31, 2017

beat box

A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.

Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?

It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.

by dashman23 March 15, 2024

Cheek beats

The noise as a result of pounding a female into the abyss, usually accompanied by a firm grasping of her butt-cheeks.

Male 1: Did you give her the D?

Male 2: Dude, i made some mad cheek beats

by JeremyJones December 5, 2013

International Beat Tyson’s Ass day

On April 25th everyone and their momma sock the shit outta this MARK ass Tyson. Eventually when you knock him so hard and gone not wanna have international Tyson day again. (And while beating him up step on his shoes)

Yoooo!its international beat Tyson’s ass day!

Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.

by International beat Tyson’s ass April 24, 2019

I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot

hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .

by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024

NATIONAL beat up the red time force ranger day

On December 26 , It's time that we get revenge on the most handsome man to exist, get his ass .

*cracks knuckles , it's national beat up the red time force ranger day_

by AyoBruhDont December 25, 2022

Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018