David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped the border!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped over the school fence!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

janisa ka brother is david

a person named janisa jiska brother is david

who is janisa brother
janisa ka brother is david is sigma male

by karthikNM January 8, 2023

Davide

Davide is a tall lanky human fresh out of Ohio that enjoys playing football he doesn’t have good footwork or skill,a person who enjoys playing Fortnite his preferred hair cut is a perm even tho he looks like an egg.overall he’s a nice person that enjoys the rush of dealing drugs and watching French porn and a joy to be around

“Davide tackle Shanuk”

by I love sucking toes January 9, 2023

the david bear

A bear from Massachusetts which requires cold temperatures, constant care, love, and affection.

The David Bear is in his nest that Meggie made him for the weekend. They love to snuggle there…

by Crow Hill Crime Family January 11, 2023

David

David is a stinky little piss boy, who cums in his jeans whenever he sees big muscle mommies.

Oh no, I David’d in my pants!

by Definitely not turtle November 20, 2023

David

The most Emo person in the world, very caring and has a gold heart.

I can’t let go of David for being Emo!

by Kolipzy_master881 November 20, 2023