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friend-bench

the place you go when the person you are romantically interested in tells you they want to just be friends.

a strategy that rarely works where someone continues being friends with their romantic interest thinking they have a chance to get with them, even though the other person blindly hooks up with everyone but them because they are "such good friends"
Stan got relegated to the friend-bench again when Samantha hooked up with John at the end of the night even though Stan chatted her up for four hours.
by The real Agame January 6, 2010
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grandma friend

the extremely generous friend who is willing to pay more than there fair share for meals, gives great gifts, and will smoke you down whenever.
by johnathy dongle September 1, 2017
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anti-friend

One who acts as if they are your best friend, but when asked non-surface level questions, refuse to answer.

An anti-friend will also ask you to divulge all your deepest secrets, then go behind your back and tell everyone.
Friend John: Dude, who did you fuck this weekend?
Friend Steven: Fuck you man, i don't kiss and tell.
Friend John: But, I thought we were best friends... you're being an anti-friend.
by kranzenator February 20, 2012
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BEST FRIENDS

One who holds other persons hair back when getting sloppy/barfy; always there for eachother, babes, real good looking.
Audrey and Sandra are best friends rofl.
by SANDRUUH December 14, 2008
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fake friend

someone who ignores you, uses you to “get to the top” and be the one in charge. someone who manipulates you into doing things you don’t want to do. someone who ditches you to hang out with someone more liked and popular. someone who makes you want to end your life because she/he makes people have you
real friend : how’s that awbrey girl
you : i don’t know, she’s been ditching me alot for more popular people

real friend : she’s a fake friend you should ditch her
by lover baddy July 20, 2018
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Dude Friend

A word used for a close friend, instead of calling then dude.
"I'm not a dude, I'm your friend"
"ok, I'll call you dude friend!"
by ohiogal500 November 11, 2011
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summer friend

In Internet forums and chat rooms, this phrase is used sarcastically as a response to a low-effort comment or bad attempt at trolling, to indicate to the author of said comment that his is immature, a newcomer adolescent as a result of excess free time stemming from summer school vacation. The meaning is closely related to a modern Eternal September.
- Yo mum said that last night, LAWL
- Hello summer friend. :)
by pinetree42 July 8, 2015
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