bitch count

The number of different women or "bitches" a man has slept with

My bitch count is only 4 but Howard has 20.

by HSPUA March 27, 2008

drum bitch

Someone who sucks terribly at playing all kinds of drums(real drums, rock band drums, Etc.) and finds it impossible to keep a steady beat.

Hey Alan, you suck at drums! You're such a drum bitch!

by cum_guzzler69 March 20, 2009

The Bitch System

A system that exists in most penitentiaries. Bitches are weaker prisoners that belong to tougher prisoners. Bitches must do whatever their master tells them to, including sexual acts. In return, the Bitch's master protects them from other prisoners.

Guy1: Yo man, I didn't think you were gonna leave prison alive.
Guy2: I woulda died if it wasn't for The Bitch System.

by 5n10 March 12, 2009

Sip The Bitching

When a person is owned so badly that they are forced to stay quiet.

When someone is shut out in beer pong the losing team would be told to "sip the bitching"

by Miraj June 23, 2008

Conditional Bitch

Person who does things only if others do, showing no independence of thought.

I’m in…..lets see who wants to go first….so who’s in?

Decide for yourself Conditional Bitch.

by Lirone1234 January 5, 2009

elevator bitch

The person on an elevator who is "told" what floor someone else on the elevator would like to go to instead of that person asking politely.

Douchebag steps into elevator and simply says "4" to the poor bastard closest to the buttons. (Elevator bitch)

by Beaverstank December 18, 2014

tuck a bitch

1.) verb To get something done ASAP
2.) verb The act of violently beating someone to a bloody pulp and into complete submission

1.) You still haven't sold that coke? You best tuck a bitch!
2.) You best walk away right now before I decide to tuck a bitch!

by Big Fetus December 2, 2013