wet piece of wood

Bland; boring; monotoned; white caucaudacity ; people who are named Marie are like this.

Marie is so aggravating. Her personality is like a wet piece of wood

by Deedledeeledee October 6, 2019

Mexican Wet Willy

The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.

Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.

by Aaron The Terrible May 14, 2018

Wet onslaught preparation

Where you have a brutal, disgusting shit and you roll your sleeves up to prepare for the coming storm...

John:"Awh man i just had a horrible shit."

Timmy:"Did you have to have a wet onslaught preparation?"

John:"Thank god i did..."

by King Of Poop November 9, 2011

Wet Mongolian Trumpet

Letting out a massive wet fart that leaves a massive stain in your pants. The fart must be hilarious.

John let out a wet mongolian trumpet out his behind and left a shat stain on his underpants.

by Radicles The Alien November 27, 2020

Wet rag at a waterfall

Completely pointless

Mike: "Jimmy is so useless, it's like throwing a wet rag at a waterfall!"
Bob: "DUDE!! I know! Total ragging."

by jasminedanielle April 16, 2014

ghetto wet wipe

When you have a raw asshole or you're just environmental so you fold some TP over 3 times and put a little spittle on it to wipe your ass with a moist cloth rather than raw TP.

Wet wives clog the drains, even the flushable ones, so I use the ghetto wet wipe.

by brosefballin February 25, 2020

Wet hotdog slap

When a hotdog has been soaked for exactly 32 hours, 37 minutes, and 49 seconds, in water that is exactly 43 degrees Fahrenheit with a windspeed of 12 mph. After all that you take out the hotdog the throw it at someone.

“Last night I got wet hotdog slapped and it was great”

by Kool kid 68 November 20, 2017