swishy wishy

the hottest, sexiest man alive, my husband, the best person on the planet
everyone should love him, how dare you not.

"hey have you heard of swishy wishy?"
"yeah that new upcoming super underrated streamer and dolliris's best friend?"
"yeah! isn't he the best?!"
"hell yeah, hes my favorite!"

by NOTdolliris May 12, 2023

Cracker Wisdom

A form of basic and incredibly obvious advice often given by humans of Caucasian decent

- "Don't point a gun at things you're not willing to kill !"

- "That's some cracker wisdom right here."

by GhastlyFeet May 23, 2023

Godly Wisdom

Godly wisdom comes when we ask God and then follow the instructions given us, which are always within the guidelines of the Word of God.

Godly Wisdom is something given to us by God the maker of heaven and earth.

by Lemonpop October 13, 2023

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

eternal wisdom

sabiduría eterna

We all knew the 'eternal wisdom' is just a hoax

by Lacaradelaluna November 14, 2023

I wish a bitch would Wednesday

You wish a female would try you on a Wednesday afternoon.

Tommy: that girl talkin Hot shit on yo name , she said she can take that nigha right up off you

😹Keisha: that Ho ain finna take shi, today ain the day, oml today is national I wish a bitch would Wednesday !! 👎🏽

by Com’n.getcho.nigha.back September 16, 2023

careless wispa

When before penetration a man inserts a Wispa bar into a ladies vaginas.

The careless part occurs when the lady wakes up 3 hours later to find that she hasn't pissed herself, and that the chocolate has melted.

He gagged when he saw the sheets following a Careless Wispa

by Ladysmile November 20, 2023