Lit the wick of war

When you are about to get ass kicked in war.

Kim Jong Un: Yo General, I need 3some before war, dotard has lit the wick of war.
General: OK Sir! I will find some fresh pussies for you in Pyongyang.

by Muhammad John October 12, 2017

war counciler

The second in comand and adviser for the leader of the organization or gang

Hey , you think we can go hit up the block where my enemy stay at the boss aint in town, I dont know. We gotta tell that to the war counciler about that.

by Tequileroboii97 October 19, 2017

World War I

The time period of era where everything went chaos due to only one good ol' cause;
cupidity and selfishness between major european countries.(well done to Britain, Russia and Germany!)

Son: Mom, what's World War I? It sounds like a bad word..
MOM: That's just a nonsense son. You don't have to care about it now - it's NOT EVEN gonna happen in the future, anyway.
Son: Really? What about that crazy old grandpa with a shitty orange face?
MOM: Who are you talking about? Did you mean some guy who usually appears at a Walmart commercial?
Son: No.. he was wearing a uniform.. and said he's "gonna make our country great again.".
MOM: oh... NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A World War 3.

by godverwatch May 8, 2017

Fog of war

The foggy feeling in your head the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

Man I feel dizzy from drinking too much last night, really feeling the fog of war this morning.

by Phantom41889 June 1, 2017

playing war

Secret relationship between two people already in exclusive relationships.

They were playing war behind closed doors.

by MRkie June 9, 2017

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

why don't your understand?

flying three double half collapsible semi-automatic telepatic tandem war can opener in a can

by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017

Cold War

A three culture Devil's Threesome. The woman is from Europe (preferrably germany). One male from russia and the other one from america. During the act both male participants have to try to surpass the opponent male in endurance and skill. The challenge ist to goad each other so hard that the woman ends up mental and physical destroyed.

"Hey bud, look at dat fine arse of her. We definitely need to wreck her during the Cold War"

by MrSwagoto June 21, 2017