"letter: oh my paper! i didn't know gear was turned into a tree! he was my best friend!
patchy: it's gonna be okay letter! after all you can win this season for him!"
turn into a tree : )
patchy: it's gonna be okay letter! after all you can win this season for him!"
turn into a tree : )
by burntcrumbs June 29, 2024
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Where you string festive string on your penis while fucking
or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
or when you use a red and green glow condoms during intercourse
"Bro i gave my girl a California Christmas tree last night for the holidays she sure had a white Christmas"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
"Felt different this year so i gave her a California Christmas tree instead of a normal pine"
by Joseph_Stuntin December 14, 2024
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One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.
'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'
One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.
'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'
by FrostbiteFlats February 5, 2025
Get the The dumbfuck tree mug.Accomplishing a task that at times seems too tough, or something you severely dread to do. But, you know it has to be done.
Hey, Megan, I see you finally made it to work. " yeah, I had to stop in the middle of the road. I had to move fuckin' tree."
by Footguy1975 April 17, 2025
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"Did you see john's heart eyes on Sally's thirst trap? He is totally peeing on her tree."
"Did you see john's heart eyes on Sally's thirst trap? He is totally peeing on her tree."
by LOOTxSAVAGE July 8, 2025
Get the peeing on your tree mug.A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
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