Johnathan's egg

A term used to ask a player in a different squad or team to leave their team in secret and to join yours . This is commonly used to get a player in fortnite to join your team

Matthew*in a squad

Harry *has a free space in his squad

Harry"mathew Johnathan's egg"
Matthew*leaves his team to join the better one I.e. Harrys team

by Boohs June 12, 2018

Egg Roll

When your sex partner will penetrate their penis into the female whilst they pass wind onto their bellend and they pop their egg smothered cock into the female's mouth.

For example, last night I made an egg roll with my bird, it was pleasurable and she thoroughly enjoyed it.

by Bangers N Mash 69 July 6, 2019

joey eggs

A badass dude

You can be a real joey eggs sometimes.

by Ezekieeel May 13, 2018

Estonian Egg Nog

When you squeem your ejaculate and crack an egg in a cup and chug it to completion, whilst aggressively beating off locking eyes with an Estonian woman.

Hey shorty wanna watch me drank a fat Estonian Egg Nog? I’m feeling frisky… Katwiiiiiii

by LubedUpLarry_xxx April 6, 2022

armadillo eggs

Grilled jalapenos stuffed with cream cheese and cheddar, wrapped in bacon or sausage to resemble an egg. There are no actual eggs involved.

I am not quite done yet eating these armadillo eggs.

by Don Gington April 12, 2022

Kinder egg

When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside

Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!

by Kurogo May 25, 2020

to have egg on your face

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018