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Tism-maxxing

Whereby one who with high functioning autism hones into their autistic side in a concentrated manner
Person 1: “Have you noticed Rob’s been acting a bit weirder than normal?”

Person 2: “ He said he was really stressed about his upcoming exam, I think he’s just tism-maxxing.”
by FishyFarts56 May 27, 2024
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Tip-maxing

Tip-maxing is a form of self-pleasure sometimes performed by men who wish to isolate their feelings of arousal to the tip of their penis. It is performed by rubbing a thumb over the meatus for a prolonged period of time.
Have you tried tip-maxing? I've heard it feels great!
by ItsMeWillyT May 27, 2024
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AIDS-Maxing

AIDS-maxing means maximizing AIDS and/or HIV prevention. If someone were to use a condom to prevent STDs that would be considered AIDS-maxing.
“Wow Tom, you have a lot of condoms, you have big AIDS-maxing game!”
Thank you Fred no pain no gain, AIDS-maxing is for the best!”
by ManlyMattress May 29, 2024
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foam maxing

The art of spraying jizz in foam form. This usually happens when you put fairy liquid on your dick.
I used foam maxing to clean my dishes!
by uncle stroker 69 May 30, 2024
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Stream-maxxing

Gooning while on stream, such as on Twitch or Youtube Live
Did you see CaseOh’s stream last night? He was stream-maxxing so hard he destroyed his CPU.”
by Mog Queen May 31, 2024
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Aura Maxing

"Aura" or "Aura Maxing" is an internet term to describe how gravitational ones presence is. Usually by being mysterious, attractive, intelligent, etc...

- You can loose aura points by going out of your way to look cool and failing in the process.

- Some people just naturally have high aura but some also gain it as well.
"Everyone be so curious about this nigga. I don't get it, he just be chilling fr."

"Yeah, bros tryna aura max lol"

*+5000 aura points*

- The rabbit thinks he can sleep during a race because the turtle is slow.

- Rabbit oversleeps and looses the race to a damn turtle.

*-5000 aura points*

Aura Maxing
by xenteno June 2, 2024
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Liar Pro Max

The absolute apex of pathological liars. This individual doesn't just bend the truth, they sculpt it into elaborate masterpieces of fiction. Their reality is a hall of mirrors, where every reflection is a carefully constructed lie.
Here are some examples of "Liar Pro Max" usage with random people names:

Co-worker Conversation:
Mark: "Hey Sarah, did you get a chance to print those client contracts?"
Sarah (Liar Pro Max): "Absolutely, Mark! I finished them this morning. A bald eagle actually snatched them out of my printer and soared them straight to FedEx. Should be there any minute!" (The contracts haven't even been touched)
Neighborly Inquiry:
Jessica: "Hey David, how come your car was parked in my driveway yesterday?"
David (Liar Pro Max): "Wow, small world! Turns out gnomes are having their annual yodeling competition across the street, and apparently, my car is the grand prize. They borrowed it for the ceremony." (David was borrowing Jessica's car without permission)
Roommate Quandary:
Michael: "Dude, where's the last slice of pizza?"
Emily (Liar Pro Max): "Aliens. Definitely aliens. They beamed down last night with a giant spaceship shaped like a pepperoni and abducted the last slice for intergalactic research purposes." (Emily ate the last slice)
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