sock

the thing you cum in where your girlfriend/wife isn't home

i love having my sock

by amos tbstnt4 December 16, 2020

sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid

that fag is a sock glove

by iusedtolikepoptarts January 17, 2010

poop sock

a sock full of poop

did you see Nick's poop sock

by Sodieoxkrkdivmrxijdix December 28, 2020

Satan's Wet Sock

When a vigorous round of anal results in your partner being prolapsed and you blow your load on it

Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more

by Lyonsabdtigersandbears February 27, 2023

ghetto sock

When a person purposely chooses to wear just one sock while lounging around the house.

Person 1: Hey, where'd your other sock go?
Person 2: What do you mean? I took it off.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because I was too hot with both socks on.
Person 1: Oh....well then, nice ghetto sock.

by Beard76 May 13, 2018

sock docking

A gay man engaging in masturbation into a sock.

Can't get a boyfriend, try sock docking.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

Sock parade

Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.

We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.

by Pte window licker May 31, 2021