Golden Donkey

The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.

The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.

by Stumpy & Friends March 4, 2023

Golden fountain

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and dips his balls inside of it, hence the fountain

I did golden fountain with my cousin

by Mycousinkindathicc January 17, 2020

Golden Handcuffs

When a person has a high paying job that they are not used to so they spend all of their money loading themselves up with expenses and loans and are then stuck in a job they hate because they can't afford to leave it.

I would quit but I have a case of the golden handcuffs

by Tollllllyolo August 5, 2023

The golden age of America

Donald Trump's presidency according to Donald Trump.

"The golden age of America begins right now."
-Donald J. Trump
January 20, 2025

by nb21-rz2k January 28, 2025

golden garden

Got you, chase

I can’t believe you actually googled golden garden thinking it was a sex position

by ACloser December 12, 2017

Golden compass

A well endowed white gin jockey that thinks he is God's gift to black women but sadly is far from it....

I scored with that golden compass from the club last night, worst 2 minutes of my entire night.

by TheRealAustralians August 18, 2021

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022