Fuck me

Im not gonna be like those dumb s*x things so it means:
When your mad or you got into a frustrating situation

Idk person: Fuck me i got into this situation.

by CR7andmessiisGOAT July 12, 2023

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Fat Fuck

A person that treats people like shit because they are resentful that they are fat. Not all Fat people are like this but Fat Fucks are only nice to other fat people until the other person loses weight then they are bitter and rude to them.

That fat fuck is so annoying and rude.

by HoodforChrist January 22, 2019

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Fucked the Couch

To mess something up in an open and obvious way, which negatively affects those around you.

Worker 1: Why didn't you complete your part of the project? Our deadline is tomorrow and we were counting on you.

Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.

by ThePostman177 June 18, 2018

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fuck you

by Giogrefi April 28, 2023

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desk fucking

When you drill a hole in a desk and fuck the hole and then cum into a pencil box

There was a kid desk fucking at school.. I never saw him again after that.

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017

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pencil fucked

when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.

Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?

Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.

by 914D April 21, 2013

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