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David Ceja

David Ceja is that kid who thinks he is so good at soccer. And calls himself Messi even though he can't make a freeshot from 5 ft away. Also this kid is really stupid.
"Wow how did he miss that shot what a David Ceja,"said every good soccer player.
by Tur Stegen September 22, 2020
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David Clark

Who is this David Clark guy? Is he a Jew? He liked one of my posts on Facebook. I didn’t even add anyone.

Do any of you UrbanDictionary Jews know him?
by anonymous March 12, 2022
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David

david always plays video games, when he sees someone judging by the sneakers.he doesn't come out very much but he keeps a lot with his friends.listen to music and is energetic.very funny and listen to the problems of others.we can say it's the definition of style.
person 1:Wanna go out?
David:Nah im good i just got a new game!
by Al Player November 21, 2021
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David Cash

A person who is originally seen as a quiet, laid back guy who does what he pleases, but suddenly decides to change his style and attitude for unknown reasons.

Possibly a stoner.
Guy 1: "Did you hear that <insert name> joined that group of bros?"

Guy 2: "<insert name>?! No way! That's not like him."

Guy 1: "I know, man. A total David Cash."
by trollgag June 15, 2012
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David

David has huge penis, smells good,mega sex lord eats chicken and likes to punch his friends
Vilela:i am so autistic

David: I'm a david
by Obama47vilelagay February 5, 2020
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david w

do not name your child david it’s child cruelty, if you call him david it’s a one way ticket to the dole office
ah shit who invited david w here who invited this guy we should’ve invited his hot sister
by jamaicandude47 April 19, 2024
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David

David, he’s sweet chatting and everything I or we all could want. He’s all of our wishes in human form.
?- damn have you seen David?

?- yeah he’s so sweet, just so charming!
by iscream. December 27, 2022
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