Boy – a popular boy is one who has played sports from a young age and is well-known amongst others in the school. The popular boy often bullies the nerds for their hobbies. A large amount of girls dream of having sex with the popular boy because of his excellent physique and an (un)lucky few succeed at parties.
Girl – a popular girl is a gobby bitch who always had something to complain about. She will often wear long acrylic nails and incredibly revealing clothing, and her face is caked in makeup. While she would only ever date popular boys, she may manipulate the nerds into thinking she has a thing for them in order to gain certain favours, such as answers to homework. The popular girl will go to parties all the time and end up passed out and being shagged by a popular boy. She may even get pregnant.
School years are the peak of the popular kids' lives. They will mess around and get poor grades, but once they're out in the real world they are lost. They often end up with kids before the age of 25 and working low-paid jobs.
Girl – a popular girl is a gobby bitch who always had something to complain about. She will often wear long acrylic nails and incredibly revealing clothing, and her face is caked in makeup. While she would only ever date popular boys, she may manipulate the nerds into thinking she has a thing for them in order to gain certain favours, such as answers to homework. The popular girl will go to parties all the time and end up passed out and being shagged by a popular boy. She may even get pregnant.
School years are the peak of the popular kids' lives. They will mess around and get poor grades, but once they're out in the real world they are lost. They often end up with kids before the age of 25 and working low-paid jobs.
Boy:
Person 1: Remember Jack from secondary school?
Person 2: Jack from the rugby team, who smashed my head in in Year 10 because he thought I looked at his girlfriend funny?
Person 1: Yes. Well, check this out. (Shows phone) Jack's been sentenced to five years in prison and a restraining order for domestic abuse. Three different women testified against him.
Person 2: It goes to show. I wonder if he'll be as popular in prison as he was at our school.
Girl:
Person 1: Remember Mel from secondary school?
Person 2: Mel who had a new boyfriend every other week?
Person 1: Yeah, her. I bumped into her while I was out yesterday. She's just given birth to her third child, she doesn't even know who the father is so she's struggling quite a bit. She looks a mess, nothing like how she did at school.
Person 2: Wow, she's only 23 and has three children. It goes to show, I guess. Popular kids peak during secondary school, the rest of their lives is just survival.
Person 1: Remember Jack from secondary school?
Person 2: Jack from the rugby team, who smashed my head in in Year 10 because he thought I looked at his girlfriend funny?
Person 1: Yes. Well, check this out. (Shows phone) Jack's been sentenced to five years in prison and a restraining order for domestic abuse. Three different women testified against him.
Person 2: It goes to show. I wonder if he'll be as popular in prison as he was at our school.
Girl:
Person 1: Remember Mel from secondary school?
Person 2: Mel who had a new boyfriend every other week?
Person 1: Yeah, her. I bumped into her while I was out yesterday. She's just given birth to her third child, she doesn't even know who the father is so she's struggling quite a bit. She looks a mess, nothing like how she did at school.
Person 2: Wow, she's only 23 and has three children. It goes to show, I guess. Popular kids peak during secondary school, the rest of their lives is just survival.
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The amount of times I heard "Imposter sussy amogus" from this kid makes me want to kick my wall barefoot.
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They also REALLY enjoy the National Anthem of The Soviet Union. My guy, the song is fire, BUT DON'T BLAST THAT SHIT AT 7 IN THE MORNING.
The amount of times I heard "Imposter sussy amogus" from this kid makes me want to kick my wall barefoot.
And then he wonders why he gets no rizz bruh.
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Everyone else in the school: bro shut up
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Everyone else: GOD DAMMIT!
Everyone else in the school: bro shut up
Blake the Band Kid: How do I turn it off, I forgor 💀
Everyone else: GOD DAMMIT!
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