Took a Trump

This is when you accidentally clog a toilet. Perhaps you are getting too much paper in your diet.

Man, today I almost took a Trump after that Arby's... but dude, it's totally not my fault, it tastes like the wrappers it comes in yo!

by WokeAndToke February 11, 2022

Trump Hump

When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.

He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.

by Kal2731 October 7, 2021

Donald Trump

a hot ass dude

hey he looks like Donald Trump!

by DemoDev September 5, 2021

Donald Trump

Orange trashcan that is living in denial.

person 1: oh look its a bald orange trashcan
person 2: no thats just Donald Trumpet

by hehesusbaka September 9, 2021

Donald Trump

A fucking dumb ass piece of shit prick who can’t even fucking read a damn sentence and who fucking preys on his own daughter like the nasty ass bastard he is.

Person #1: hey friend, who’s that dumb ass pice of shit prick who can’t even read a damn sentence and who also preys on his daughter like the nasty bastard he is, again? I can’t remember his name.

Person #2: oh that guy. Lemme think… his name is on the tip of my tongue. Hmm… oh! You’re talking about Donald Trump!

Person #1: Oh yes! Thanks for the reminder 💜

(Anyways, besides that fact that trump fucking sucks ass, stream BTS Permission To Dance yall!!!!) 💜💜💜💜

by DBangtanLY July 28, 2021

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States. Winning against Hillary Clinton in 2016.

Did you know that Donald Trump is the 45th President.

by MonkeMountain February 24, 2022

Donald Trump

Orange

Person 1: Hey you know who Donald Trump is?

Person 2: Orange.

by SupWavyHere September 1, 2021