one-legged

When you’re trying to sleep but it’s too warm for you to keep both feet under the blanket but too cold for you to keep them above the blanket so you keep one under one above
-How’d you sleep last night?

-One-legged!
by prisky April 11, 2022
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Left-leg syndrome

The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.
“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”
by Normal people other than Chloe February 10, 2019
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Looking for forgiveness when you don’t really care that much
Boy 1-“I shouldn’t have come here my mom said no”

Boy 2-“it’s fine! Just run back and put your tail between your legs when you get there”

Boy 1-“safe my drilla sound bruv”
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Spider Legs

Tall young woman with long legs that can wrap around any man ;)
"I didn't have to worry about holding her up her spider legs wrapped around me worked just fine "
by blackwidow April 04, 2016
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leg ban

When one is on house arrest and has to wear an ankle monitor.
Yo, Courty got released from jail but he's on leg ban.
by Orev March 28, 2018
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Crab legs

She's crab legs
by banana_phone June 22, 2023
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Crab Leg

Noun

A slang term used to describe a cute, petite girl with succulent, defining curves. The phrase likens her slim yet shapely figure to crab legs—delicate and enticing, with just the right curves in all the right places.
Rick: I seen a fine ahh crab leg at the store. She was short, light skin, not too much body, thick in–

Vee: Ok, I get it. You like skinny girls. *Laughs*
by Villainnxx September 15, 2024
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