potato goals

 potato goals is a being who superior. possibly a queen. Anyone with a ship name is automatically in "potato goals"

Ex.-'Jaron'

that not only being a potato queen makes you potato goals but being a potato captain as well

"Did you see Jaron & Mags over there? They are literally 'Potato Goals'."

by potato.goals October 15, 2015

Potato

A type of species that are better than humans, so go be a Potato

You are a Potato.

by Mine Fort March 11, 2020

Mach Potato

The polar opposite of Mach Fuck, which is fast as fuck, Mach Potato is a speed that is slow as shit.

Pedal to the metal, balls to the wall, the T-28 Doom Turtle's coming at you at the speed of Mach Potato, maxing out at like 8 miles per hour.

by CorgisDie June 3, 2025

Mashin My Potatoes

To be butt fucked by a person, place, or thing.

Hey devon these COD lobbies are really Mashin my potatoes.

by Richard Beater October 20, 2025

Potato

Usually a word for a low-end electronic device such as computers, phones, etc.

Sometimes used as an insult on individuals with a lower-level device.

That's a potato laptop.
He uses a potato computer.

by oldmodem December 10, 2018

Cute little potato

A cute little persno ...known as austin colman

Austin is my cute little potato

by Zooppey November 6, 2017

Potato

A girl who no boys like

Hey that girl Caleigh is a potato

by Ckeane April 7, 2016