poop hoop

When you're having anal sex with a female (or male) and you pull out before you cum.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.

John: "Dude, I just scored a 3 pointer poop hoop on Susan last night!"
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."

by edgelord supreme-meme February 21, 2018

Poop coat

The long skid mark on the back of a jacket

Steve, you have a poop coat going there

by Nick97747473 February 22, 2018

poop chute

the chute in which you poop

i just went to the bathroom and emptied my poop chute

by my weewee February 28, 2018

poop nozzle

Slang term for a prolapsed butthole, or anus, presumably/especially from rigorous anal sex.
Also used to burn someone who just got fucked in a competitive sense and is butthurt about it.

Don't fuck me too hard again, I had a poop nozzle for almost a week last time!

You lost fair and square, Carl. Tuck in your poop nozzle and stfu

by Robert Chunks March 7, 2017

Poop chute

Anal cavity where waste is disposed of

I got a dildo stuck in my poop chute

by Critter Liam March 9, 2017

poop snatchet

a smelly kid who goes by bob and LITTERALLY EATS CHILDREN and also snatches the farts from kaleboi

Poop snatchet snatchs poop

by Pogchamp March 14, 2017

pooping argument

The argument people have when they find out other people wipe their ass differently than they do.

"Everyone knows you have to stand up to wipe"
"Aww thats wrong that should be against the law everyone knows you must stay seated"
" I hate having a pooping argument with you"

by Silent do(your mom) good August 31, 2016