by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010

by Lampollo February 1, 2025

by pablo picasso123 December 24, 2010

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

Guy 1: "What's the deal with Jasmine? You two are pretty close wouldn't you say?"
Guy 2: "Nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig."
Guy 2: "Nothing serious, I only keep her around as a pretty pig."
by Jacoab Manning the II June 4, 2021

A trash pig is the individual at the lunch table that throws away everybody's shit. Typically the trash pig is a bottom feeder of the friend group and its almost instinctual to dump your trash onto their tray.
by matheus❤️anal April 30, 2024

Pig sick is when you feel very sick. Not to the point where you need to go to the hospital, but sick enough that you can complain to all your family and friends and instead of laughing at you, they actually sympathize.
Person 1: "Just how sick are you?"
Person 2: "My head hurts, I have a runny nose, and a sore throat."
Person 1: Woah, you are definitely pig sick."
Person 2: "My head hurts, I have a runny nose, and a sore throat."
Person 1: Woah, you are definitely pig sick."
by Tortilla Chips Hurray February 6, 2012
