penis feet

when your toes look like small penises.

"yo shes got penis feet"

by chucklenuts420 August 23, 2021

Penis Mask

A penis mask is a condom. If is used during intercourse to prevent the wearer from spreading viruses.

You don't want to give anybody that virus! You gotta wear a penis mask! You wear one on your face, wear one on your penis!

by DrewToYou April 28, 2022

Allen’s Penis

the biggest thing in the world i have ever seen. I didn’t even know it could be longer than 12 inches. Will satisfy any woman he meets

Allen’s penis is huge

by meghisgay May 11, 2022

State Penis

State Penis. More sexy then Tricycle Penis Boat. Its a gender. Very, VERY sexy. Holy shit thats fucking sexy .. goddamn!

"Hey bro I think I'm State Penis."

"Me too. BESTIES!! #SLAY!!!!"

by ImGayButGay October 24, 2022

Poopy Penis

when your penis gets dark brown tootsie roll colored feces on it after penetrating the anal orifice

Marcy gave me poopy penis and it was so bad. Looked like a tootsie roll flopping around in my bed

by Never not doing it October 14, 2022

Penis bubbling

V. To consistently send text in the shape of a penis usually consisting of 3 separate chat bubbles.

Hey!
What are you up to?
Hehe

Hey!
Nothing. Can you stop penis bubbling me?
Gosh!

by PhilPC3 December 16, 2021

peni day

PENI day is the day to CELEBRATE PENI
what is PENI you might be wondering
PENI is the plural OF PENIS
not it's not penises, the government has been lying to you.
PENI day comes on the 15 of every month.
how do you celebrate it? I DONT KNOW
just be happy that PENI exist

person a: hey broski when is PENI day?
person b: its the 15 of every mont

by vinc3 May 21, 2022