Dad

Someone that left when I was 5

My daddy left when I was five, he didn't come back so I cried

by Peniswhapper March 14, 2020

keep dad about it

Or in Merry Old England, they might say, "keep pup about it"... same thing: it means to speak freely about something.

If your "mum" knows when not to talk about something, are we to conclude that guys are more likely to "keep dad about it" --- i.e., verbosely divulge secrets --- than ladies are???

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

Dad holster

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.

“Hey look over there”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”

by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022

dad grilling

dad grilling

dad grilling

by reallystinky December 6, 2022

DAD

SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EXIST

I DONT HAVE A DAD

by Lil bootyhole December 12, 2018

My Dad

The opposite of a your mom joke

M: wait who was it again?
P: My dad

M: stfu

by Tpcp supremacy November 13, 2021

dad

A person who makes bad dad jokes

Wow holden that was a real dad joke u dweeb

by toe freak September 10, 2019