Ninjaing

To behave (or attempt to behave) in a ninja-esque manner, with agility, skills, subtlety, and stealth.

I was ninjaing my way around the house in the dark because I didn't want to wake the kids.

by KnightSmithJones July 6, 2022

Ninja Duck

A rather loud fart.

I was reading my daughter a bedtime story and farted. I told her she had ninja ducks running around in her room.

by #1id10t April 13, 2020

Ninja Sprinkler

When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling

Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.

by Floppy jack October 21, 2011

brutal ninja

weird ass nigga who likes to see rud twerking but thats understandable who doesnt wanna see that

"damn why you acting like brutal ninja"
"brutal ninja has a massive cock"

by rduddy February 2, 2022

porch ninja

a lazy ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja

by a lazy ninja October 26, 2013

Ninja

Someone with KICK-ASS moves. They are practically impossible to see.

Guy 1: What was that?
Guy 2: Could be a ninja.

Guy 1: H-HOW CAN YOU BE SO C-C-CALM!?

by MagicalNarwhal August 24, 2011

Ninja

that one dude who died from ligma

person 1: have you heard about ninja?
person 2: yeah, heard he died from some dude who said ligma balls in his stream.

by rabloing July 7, 2019