Mother fucker

Its when you stab a lava lamp up a girls somewhere near the balls

You are motherfucker you bitch
Your mother fucker killed you

by Ur sex March 7, 2023

mother goose story tellin ass bitch

A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.

This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.

by anonymous April 26, 2023

Sweet mother fucker Jones

Sweet version of motherfucker Jones iykyk HAHAHAH BITCHES

Woah look it’s Sweet motherfucker Jones so rare

Hahah jks he da best

Sweet mother fucker Jones

by Sweetmotherfuckerjones May 29, 2020

Your Brother A Mother

Just like all the other, God killing, insults such as ur Mom gay, your daddy lesbian, your granny tranny, and your sister a mister... but this is a forbidden word that should not be used unless very, VERY necessary... You must ask god for permission before using this insult because it has the power to create severe earthquakes

Mark:hey, ur mom gay
Carl:ur daddy lesbian
Mark:*almost dies* ur granny tranny!!
Carl:*has severe heart attack but survives* YOUR SISTER A MISTER!!
Mark:no u! *deflects*
Carl:*prays*oh precious God of the heveans, the time has come for me to use this sacred insult... PLEASE, GIVE ME YOUR WILL AND PERMISSION!!

God: I got u nigga
Carl: YOUR BROTHER A MOTHER!!!!!
*causes earthquakes*
Mark: OOOHHHH FUUUUU *dies from heart attack while being ripped to shreds by an unseen force and burned simultaneously*

by I think I’m a guy May 12, 2018

Like 2nd mother like dog

When your dog acts like your partner.

Like 2nd mother like dog. They’re both retarded.

by cruicfal February 12, 2025

co-mother-in-law

Child-in-law's mother.

co-mother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

mother fucker

Any asshole who you don't want fucking any of your female relatives, such as you mother, sister, brother, pets, steps, uncle, aunt, cousins, nephew, niece, friends, the local barber, the gas station attendant, your investment banker, the ATM at your bank, etc. etc.

My cousin Boo Boo from North Dakota told me that she was so upset that after her father "boinked" her mom, he came after her, and then she went after him with a baseball bat. "What a mother fucker!" she said, and something else I can't say.

by exurbanwhitetrash May 26, 2022