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Butt Monkey

Monkeys that fly out of your butt after stating: "Yeah...and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"
by Gary Hendrickson September 14, 2006
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trash monkey

an alcoholic beverage; when one drinks a forty ounce malt liquor beverage enough to fill it up again, but with an energy/ alcoholic beverage, e.i. a four loco, and then continuing the consumption of said beverage.
King Cobra + Tilt= drunkedness

I got day blasted off that trash monkey.
by dr. savage, trust me i'm a dr January 13, 2010
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porch monkey

It means a Person, black, white, brown, or Yellow who are lazy and have nothing better to do but sit on there porch all day. All tho A long time ago I do think it started as racial term that made no since. Back then everyone use sitting on there porch as a good pastime rich or poor.
Just Like trailer park trash can be referring to anyone so can Porch monkey.
by Francisstewart February 27, 2008
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chunky monkey

1. A Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor featuring bananna flavored ice cream with chocolate chips.

2. A derogatory term for a fat asian-american of the wigger variety.
Yo, that chunky monkey got a badunkadunk but she can bust some funky fresh rhymes
by 457R4L February 3, 2008
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porch monkey

a kind of attack monkey that you teach to sit on your porch and throw its poop at people you don't like. not to be confused with nigga that sits on a porch.
Guy: "check out this porch monkey i bought at petco"

Girl: "what does it do?"

Guy: "throws poop at people"

girl: "awesome"
by ninjamatt May 5, 2009
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Monkey Run

When you are masterbating and you are about to unload but you are not near a bathroom and you do not want to make a mess. So you run to the bathroom/toilet holding the end of your penis with one hand and the other hand in the air doing an impression of a monkey.
Oh shit, im about to cum - im gonna have to do a monkey run to the toilet.
by Daryl Brown December 18, 2007
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Bush Monkey

Slang for dirty Syrians.
by itzKinetix December 20, 2018
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