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Hail Mary Parade

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A series of last-ditch efforts or dramatic actions taken by a company, especially one facing potential failure, in a bid to quickly revive its fortunes. Characterized by a flurry of product announcements, ambitious projects, or strategic shifts, all launched in quick succession, in the hope that at least one will capture the market's or investors' attention and save the company from downfall.

The act of deploying multiple, often disparate, strategies or initiatives simultaneously, akin to throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, under circumstances where failure seems imminent. This approach is marked by a blend of desperation and spectacle, aiming to generate buzz and rekindle interest in a sinking enterprise.
"Seeing the tech company roll out a new product lineup, a partnership, and a pivot to a new market all in one quarter felt like watching a Hail Mary Parade. Everyone knew they were on their last legs, trying anything to stay afloat."
by Surur March 8, 2024
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Shaelyn Marie

Normally a Scorpio. THICC as fuck, kind hearted, gorgeous, and a great friend. She is always happy normally Aburn hair Brown eyes very pretty. she will cheer you up. doesn’t get mad that much normally has a sibling. always has her hair straight or but mainly in a ponytail. Most of all she is a beautiful outspoken girl. Can be sad at times, but ultimately very strong. Very tactful and yet honest.
Great lover and friend. Probably has a tall ass boyfriend named joseph
Shaelyn Marie is so hot any guy would be lucky to have her. And they better treat her like a princess.
by Kinkylover1031 June 22, 2019
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Mary Glenn

Mary Glenn is usually the hottest girl in the grade even though she is super short. She usually will pick the bad boy of the grade to go out with even though she is a super good person.
Bad boy: Hey wait is that Mary Glenn over there she is so far away but she’s looking pretty cute

Bad boys friend: No that’s just cause she is so short she is actually right next to you

Mary Glenn: I guess bad boys like small girls
by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021
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mary tappers

It is a complete insult calling someone a mary tappers. It signfies stupidity and idioticy
You're such a mary tappers you piece of crap.
by julianabove February 17, 2018
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Mary Jane Piercing

Tim: "OMG look up Mary Jane piercing!!! "
Kate: "Okay"
Tim: "HAHAHA HAHAHA IT WAS A DEEZ NUTS JOKE YOU FOOL"
by Whymusti July 8, 2021
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Marie Carelle

Marie Carelle is an amazing and funny person. She is gorgeous but has an issue with her self esteem and does not always know her worth. Marie Carelle is usually thick and has curves. She is a baddie and can sometimes have a lil attitude but in reality she is the the sweetest and most caring person on earth. She has a great music taste. Marie Carelle often has mood swings but when she is happy she is enlightening the room and people love to be around her because she makes everyone laugh. You can always have fun with a Marie Carelle, but she is also always down for a deep talk. She won’t judge you for anything and is always going to be honest with you.
Him : That’s my bsf Marie Carelle.
Other person : Oh you are so lucky to have a Marie Carelle in your life!
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Mary Strange

A beautiful person and the niece of doctor strange in marvel lol
Omg its mary strange the girl can you believe it.
by Summervsco2019 July 26, 2019
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