Jake

Most badass bitch on the planet. Has a huge stick between them. You don't want to mess with a Jake. He's a boy scout.

You don't want to mess with a Jake. He can set up a tent.

by thickcock121 February 27, 2024

Jake it

Verb To look something up on google in order to have all the stats inside your massive head, and be able to act like a know it all with startling precision

"When was the last time Liverpool won the premier league?"

"Hang on, let me Jake it"

by McSyphilis January 1, 2019

Jake

Super kind and nice, they're interesting and fun to hang out with.

Jake is so cool omg.

by That'sYourMOm October 10, 2019

jake gyllenhall

Found strangled by a red scarf in his sisters house.

Other names are: Jake gynecologist, warm coleslaw man.

"Hey did you see that new movie? Ugh that main character was such a Jake Gyllenhall

by samschnapp November 22, 2021

Jake

Serene Yousef Is Beautiful,Adorable,Smart,Shy And Sensitive.

Serene Yousef is Beautiful,Adorable,Smart,Shy And Sensitive.

Jake

by Xxlidjks September 8, 2019

Jake

The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.

1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.

by mcfuckmeintheass October 11, 2019

jake faghan

A Fatass kid that no one likes

Jake faghan

by Psdkcgc August 4, 2017