If you have the name Jake or no anyone called Jake they are more likely to be really angry so do not try and speak to him because you will most likely get told to kill yourself or get called a ugly slag
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by Ndjsbssk August 19, 2021
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*and don’t be fooled by the bad rep j names have, they’re the sweetest, truly
*and don’t be fooled by the bad rep j names have, they’re the sweetest, truly
by yoyothegreat August 22, 2021
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Get the Jake mug.A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.
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Just the best person in the world. Loves playing sports and isn’t scared to stand his ground against anyone!
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