pocket takis

Takis that are pulled from a mysterious pocket

"I dont know where Matt gets all those pocket takis from"

by 7532 February 13, 2018

Pockets

When a girl has the buttery skin tone range within dark and white.. and she’s bad.

how’s your new girl…
yea she’s pockets

by Boilsy May 21, 2024

Pocket rocket thunder dome

The pocket rocket thunder dome is a sexual move in which you let your girl friend sit on your friends lap whilst massaging her *AHEM* once she starts to get really loud you let your friend have his way with her,until she passes out,after that you let her sleep in her own puddle of fluids whilst you take out a condom and blow it up to look like a rocket and piss in it,then shove it deep inside her and burst it

Friend:dude your gf looks super tired and worn out
Prtd guy:oh yea,we tried out a new sex move called pocket rocket thunder dome,and she loved it,best move out there

by Ahaha_youthot1 January 3, 2022

Shreveport Side Pocket

DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!

Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.

Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.

Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!

Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!

by Alabama Crawdangle August 10, 2022

wacky pocket

A particularly interesting vagina.

"Oh yeah I dated Heather a few years ago, she's got a wacky pocket if I've ever seen one."

by HeichouII August 30, 2017

minnesotan hot pocket

The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"

Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.

Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast

by pteater January 14, 2022

Pocket gremlins

Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.

After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.

by Go with the bro September 11, 2023