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Golden latte

A golden shower but the perpetrator also spits a foamy wad on the receiver afterwards (could be actual spit or jizz).
A golden shower is nice but a golden latte is better.
by Yuhville August 23, 2021
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golden gopher

Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean
After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities
by David Gary David June 19, 2018
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golden brick

An advanced sexual maneuver, requires urinating in ones asshole during anal sex and then expelling said urine onto ones partner in a controlled manner
If you’re into scat play, you should have Chelsea drop a golden brick on your chest.
by Abel ladeau November 14, 2019
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Golden Laptop

The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.
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Golden Eagles

A pay to win currency in the MMO Warthunder that people spend their life savings on.
person 1: I just bought another 10,000 Golden Eagles
person 1's wife: I want a divorce
by Napalm_nugget May 1, 2023
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Golden Boydem

Captain of the chief of police, rat head looking goof
He claims he doesn’t like police but is with Golden Boydem promotions, it’s very confusing
by Golden Boydem Killa May 11, 2022
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Golden Thunder

To break wind whilst administering a golden shower
Those burritos really increased the decibels on my golden thunder.
by Cobra Cuckmander October 2, 2022
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