Golden Laptop

The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.

Man should be do the golden laptop to Jaden Reid

by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 February 26, 2024

golden brick

An advanced sexual maneuver, requires urinating in ones asshole during anal sex and then expelling said urine onto ones partner in a controlled manner

If you’re into scat play, you should have Chelsea drop a golden brick on your chest.

by Abel ladeau November 14, 2019

Golden star book

A children’s book that is of a lower quality and is cheaply made.

My school is so broke... the kids only have golden star books to work with

by Wordilator January 23, 2021

Golden Apple Seed

The large and prickly balls or testicles of a human male. One that hasn’t been in contact with a razor for a very long time. The strands of hairs represents the spikes on the seed of a golden apple fruit.

She likes putting golden apple seed in her mouth.

by Pcw July 2, 2023

Czech golden shower

the sound of brass falling to the ground on a full auto VZ-61 Skorpion with a 20 round magazine

did you hear the czech golden shower??

by HoneyBadgerDG1F November 17, 2022

Golden Boydem

Captain of the chief of police, rat head looking goof

He claims he doesn’t like police but is with Golden Boydem promotions, it’s very confusing

by Golden Boydem Killa May 11, 2022

Golden Thunder

To break wind whilst administering a golden shower

Those burritos really increased the decibels on my golden thunder.

by Cobra Cuckmander October 2, 2022