Kentucky fucked

To be fucked (non-sexually) to a great extent, resulting in damage to reputation, experiencing setbacks in one's career or suffering consequences.

Most likely originating from an r/AskReddit thread ('What was the "please stop" school presentation that you witnessed?')

"Did you hear that famous actor say the N word on TV? I hope he got Kentucky fucked"

by an-unnamed-user April 19, 2020

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desk fucking

When you drill a hole in a desk and fuck the hole and then cum into a pencil box

There was a kid desk fucking at school.. I never saw him again after that.

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017

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fuck you

by Giogrefi April 28, 2023

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Fucked the Couch

To mess something up in an open and obvious way, which negatively affects those around you.

Worker 1: Why didn't you complete your part of the project? Our deadline is tomorrow and we were counting on you.

Worker 2: Sorry, I really fucked the couch on this one.

by ThePostman177 June 18, 2018

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pencil fucked

when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.

Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?

Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.

by 914D April 21, 2013

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