proximity effect

When you ask for help with your malfunctioning software, it will mysteriously start working only when the person you asked gets within 5 feet of the computer.

I tried printing this godamn pdf for over an hour. But only after IT came into my cube did it start working. Of course IT thought it was an I.D.10.T error, but it was proximity effect making me look gaytarded.

by generator x November 17, 2011

The CMM Effect

The CMM Effect is an effect which is transmitted online over the chat client gtalk . It is initiated with MS coming online which is followed by a number of her lovers popping online from their various previous states (Busy, Offline, Idle etc.). It displays the lightning speed of transfer of information, joblessness and reeks of desperation.

Whenever MS comes online, the CMM Effect takes place.

by Whycantifindagoodpseudonym September 24, 2011

Angel Effect

constant joke dick riding to the point it's super annoying.

I know its a joke but you just have that Angel Effect

by TheDevster April 6, 2023

Dopeler Effect

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

The Dopeler Effect was common during the Trump Administration.

by Cosiva December 10, 2022

the kevin effect

when you're feeling wholesome

Person picking up trash: *picking up trash*
friend of person: dude what has gotten into you?
person picking up trash: It's the kevin effect.

by gravityyyisworking November 4, 2019

The Undertale Effect

By listening to undertale ost's your vrt increases by 100% causing you to get good kovaak's scores. Often people confuse it with 𝓪𝓲𝓶𝓫𝓸𝓽*.

*𝓪𝓲𝓶𝓫𝓸𝓽- a bot that aims.

Me: oh you got a good score on arc dodge switch?
My friend: yeah i used the undertale effect.
Me: oh that makes sense now

by Saltcult February 9, 2021

Hollywood Effect

When the art and entertainment tainted by investors (yeah, Big Company) and governments (yeah, Big Government, RIAA, ESRB, censorship committee, whatever) who know nothing about art, so it render arts and entertainments to become a mere cash cows rather than self actualisation of the artists

Everyone around the world must grow up from their Hollywood Effect phase and learn from Japanese Art and Entertainment Industries

by Sir. B February 26, 2021