proximity effect

When you ask for help with your malfunctioning software, it will mysteriously start working only when the person you asked gets within 5 feet of the computer.

I tried printing this godamn pdf for over an hour. But only after IT came into my cube did it start working. Of course IT thought it was an I.D.10.T error, but it was proximity effect making me look gaytarded.

by generator x November 17, 2011

The CMM Effect

The CMM Effect is an effect which is transmitted online over the chat client gtalk . It is initiated with MS coming online which is followed by a number of her lovers popping online from their various previous states (Busy, Offline, Idle etc.). It displays the lightning speed of transfer of information, joblessness and reeks of desperation.

Whenever MS comes online, the CMM Effect takes place.

by Whycantifindagoodpseudonym September 24, 2011

Lubos Effect

When a teacher is great as a person, but absolutely sucks as a teacher

"Bro did you have that teacher last class? They sucked"

"I know man it's a total Lubos Effect"

by Slimeking101 March 2, 2023

The Kuro Effect

(verb) The cause of making a person downbad for a character that may hold the "kuro" name. This would also include Tamaki Tensai despite no longer holding the Kuro name.

"I want to make out with Tamaki so passionately"
"Bro.. are you experiencing The Kuro Effect?"
"What?"

by ASTREUS June 18, 2023

Dopeler Effect

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

The Dopeler Effect was common during the Trump Administration.

by Cosiva December 10, 2022

Angel Effect

constant joke dick riding to the point it's super annoying.

I know its a joke but you just have that Angel Effect

by TheDevster April 6, 2023

the kevin effect

when you're feeling wholesome

Person picking up trash: *picking up trash*
friend of person: dude what has gotten into you?
person picking up trash: It's the kevin effect.

by gravityyyisworking November 4, 2019