the most retarded thing that music can be labeled as. What song that has ever been written has not had emotion put into it? Therefore, every song is emo.
Did you know that Celine Dion is emo music?
by visceraeyes April 25, 2007
The emo chick is a myth, as all emos are homosexual boys. Thus, when someone is referring to an emo chick, they actually mean little emo fagboy.
Emo boys sit around writing shitty poetry and playing their acoustic guitar with their hair hanging over one eye with the hope that some emo chick will give them head. And by "emo chick," I mean, of course, other emo boys.
by Cheer up, Emo Kid!! XD March 10, 2007
a 'emo boy' is a boy/man of any age that hasnt been conned into thinking that the world is such a lovely place and he has realised that there is a darker side to life. he isnt afraid to keep away from the stereotypical image of as some people put it "real men". they can wear band tee's or just any kind of tight top. they wear tight black jeans with a studded belt. some of them also choose to wear a bandanna either in their back pocket of tied round their necks. they listen to emotional rock music suck as hawthorne heights, my chemical romance, the used etc. they can usually be found walking round in big groups in towns or shopping centres. they can have peircings such as lip, tongue, ears and noses.
they never have to worry about never getting a girlfriend as many girls find them irrisistable. they have usually dark hair that has been styled so it covers parts of their face and some of them of them wear eyeliner.
they never have to worry about never getting a girlfriend as many girls find them irrisistable. they have usually dark hair that has been styled so it covers parts of their face and some of them of them wear eyeliner.
boy- did you see that boy that is wearing more make up than a girl???
girl- yeah...he's an emo boy...what a sexy beast
boy-oh my god... i dont believe you're into that kind of person
girl-anyone with a right mind would like such a beautiful human being
girl- yeah...he's an emo boy...what a sexy beast
boy-oh my god... i dont believe you're into that kind of person
girl-anyone with a right mind would like such a beautiful human being
by the sucker for a guy in eyeliner April 05, 2006
Emo blob is an extremly fat emo which could be one of two "people" the Serbian Eurovision Song Contest Winner of 2007 or Anna olsson.
I'm glad you asked Billy for example:
Shirley: Do you see that Emo blob behind the mountain?
Sally: Of course, but is it the Eurovision Song Contest Winner of 2007 or Anna olsson?
Shirley: It's quite disgusting so I would guess Anna olsson.
Shirley: Do you see that Emo blob behind the mountain?
Sally: Of course, but is it the Eurovision Song Contest Winner of 2007 or Anna olsson?
Shirley: It's quite disgusting so I would guess Anna olsson.
by An ex friend. May 12, 2007
those weirdos who are usually try hard fakes. think my chemical romance is punk, and super awesome. THIS IS WRONG! was started by people who are bordering on goth, but dont want to fall into that catergory, so they made up their own catergory (emo) to make themselves feel like they are ultra individual. often skinny, like to think they can play instruments. listen to whiny songs.
by katie35464 July 04, 2005
Some one who has a lot of sense. They tend to be in a place with alot of emos. They either hate the emo music or the emo kids.
Emo Hater: Holy Shit they're fucking everywhere
Emo Kid: OMG Why do you hate me, you don't know what i've been through. I broke my Ipod yesterday.
Hater Hater: I hate you because you're a rich annoying bith.
Emo Kid: I'm so sad i have to go cut my self!!!!!!!!!
Emo Kid: OMG Why do you hate me, you don't know what i've been through. I broke my Ipod yesterday.
Hater Hater: I hate you because you're a rich annoying bith.
Emo Kid: I'm so sad i have to go cut my self!!!!!!!!!
by OreoxKid June 23, 2006
Someone who is NOT a fool, and who is NOT sucked into the current trend (emo). Emo hating bridges the gap between different parts of society. For example, I (a metalhead) can agree with both rednecks, nu-metal kids, and preps on this subject (Of course, I despise rednecks, nu-metal kids, and preps).
Emo haters generaly hate emos due to their pretencious and insipid crys for help. They get quite annoying. As you can tell from alot of the definitions on this page, emos are very defensive about their poser trend. That is another reason why emo haters hate emo so much.
Emo haters generaly hate emos due to their pretencious and insipid crys for help. They get quite annoying. As you can tell from alot of the definitions on this page, emos are very defensive about their poser trend. That is another reason why emo haters hate emo so much.
Emo kid: I'm so sad. No one understands me. I hope you all rot.
Emo hater: Dude, I don't know you, stop fucking talking to me.
Emo kid: You don't know what I've been through! Today, during 6th period, I got a paper cut.
Emo hater: Uhhhh... are you fucking retarded?
Emo kid: And yesterday, during gym, some jock called me a "fag" just because like staring at his body.
Emo hater: Seriously kid, stop bothering me.
Emo kid: And, the day before that, my parents said they're getting divorced. Do you know what that feels like?!
Emo hater: Uhh.. yeah, my parents are divorsed too. No big deal, you'll get over it. Do you honestly think you're the only one with problems?
Emo kid: Stop making fun of me! I'm sensitive.
Emo hater: Huh?
Emo kid: *crying*
Emo hater: Goddamn I hate you.
Emo hater: Dude, I don't know you, stop fucking talking to me.
Emo kid: You don't know what I've been through! Today, during 6th period, I got a paper cut.
Emo hater: Uhhhh... are you fucking retarded?
Emo kid: And yesterday, during gym, some jock called me a "fag" just because like staring at his body.
Emo hater: Seriously kid, stop bothering me.
Emo kid: And, the day before that, my parents said they're getting divorced. Do you know what that feels like?!
Emo hater: Uhh.. yeah, my parents are divorsed too. No big deal, you'll get over it. Do you honestly think you're the only one with problems?
Emo kid: Stop making fun of me! I'm sensitive.
Emo hater: Huh?
Emo kid: *crying*
Emo hater: Goddamn I hate you.
by Zach (Thrash til fucking death) November 23, 2006