Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.
by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023
Get the prosper dadmug. by 1TrueKingOfDublin December 11, 2020
Get the Dad gmug. 
"Hey Alex what are your plans tonight?"
"You know the drill, gonna go over to Peter's house to hammer back a half dozen dad waters.... should be a wild night!"
"You know the drill, gonna go over to Peter's house to hammer back a half dozen dad waters.... should be a wild night!"
by AllKindzOfGainz March 3, 2020
Get the Dad Watersmug. 
Dad:I'm going to get the milk brb
Child:ok
Child:it's been 9 years I bet he's going to get loads of milk
Mum:I don't want to tell you this but
Child: but what mum?
Mum:it's quite common for dads to say I'm going to get the milk,it's another way of saying "bye I'm never coming back"
Child:ok
Child:it's been 9 years I bet he's going to get loads of milk
Mum:I don't want to tell you this but
Child: but what mum?
Mum:it's quite common for dads to say I'm going to get the milk,it's another way of saying "bye I'm never coming back"
by Onilycs June 1, 2020
Get the Dadmug. 