Dad

Someone that left when I was 5

My daddy left when I was five, he didn't come back so I cried

by Peniswhapper March 15, 2020

Dad

Magician

Person 1: My dad is a magician
Person 2: For real what can he do
Person 1: He disappeared. HE went "Abracadabra alakazam watch me as I disappear forever"

by I make bad jokes May 06, 2020

Dad

A mother fucker

My dad had sex with my mother, which makes him a motherfucker

by Catherinewinner July 07, 2022

Dad

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 10, 2021

Dad

A mythological creature who seems to dissapear its reproduces

Yeah my dad left when i was 3 but im not mad cuz he will come back

by Hey carla March 23, 2020

dad

left me

when as was 5 my dad left for kids

by sugar daddyyyy November 25, 2019

Dad

A man who's in his old ages thinking he can fix everything and anything since getting a child.

Son: Dad.....I think I just broke my arm...
Dad: No worries son! Let me just grab my handy dandy duct tape and my wonderful screwdriver and you'll be fixed in no time!

by Spacey Boi the First October 16, 2020