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Capitulate

Better than "BOW to the tyrant." It's like the fancy version of "kowtowing."
Hym "Don't capitulate to HIM! Capitulate to ME! And not ME Hym but-Oh shit... Wait... Yes ME Hym but not HIM him? Yeah... Or wait... I mean... Don't NOT capitulate to ME Hym and Don't capitulate to HIM him... Right!?"
by Hym Iam July 20, 2023
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Capitalism

A system of government where only the wealthy are allowed to have a say in political matters. You're basically paying to rent the talking stick for a while, but the policies on how even that works are vague and flowery at best.
I love capitalism! It allows me, as a rich middle-aged white man, to come together with like-minded entrepreneurs and develop a system that truly benefits us. God bless America!
by Inlovewithabsol August 2, 2023
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Capitalism

The most disgusting, revolting, sickening, repulsive, repellent piece of shit.

An ideology where the rich get richer and the poor remain poor, inherently exploitative, alienating, unstable, unsustainable, and creates massive economic inequality, commodifies people, and is anti-democratic and leads to an erosion of human rights and national sovereignty while it incentivises imperialist expansion and war, and that it benefits a small minority at the expense of the majority of the population, which is no different than slavery.
by Lenin, Stalin, Mao Zedong August 3, 2023
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Captain Closealot

The official title of a top producing Salesperson.
We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!
by The Double E August 26, 2023
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Capitalist Communism

When a male starts begging his father to develop the love sense lush so that he can get apps developed for free; and from the reinvestment, start doing and selling meth out the corner of a bar by the VLT machines.
Capitalist communism may have happened and made example of how losers need to be made fun of when is comes to DFMR, but it destroyed the capitalism Canada so that we needed to make some more fucking office space and give McDonalds a fucking burger robot.
by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023
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captain carrot

Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!
Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!
by protective mama July 11, 2024
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capetuous

Given to uncontrolable urges to intensify a mood or a situation to enhance the overall outcome
The party went wild after my capetuous act, everybody got naked.
by MistressKatrina August 20, 2024
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