Little cream mountain

Place where you stick your face when told by upperclassmen
by LCM1 November 18, 2017
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Kowski Cream

Fluid produced by the female body when aroused, especially when aroused by an angelic young Polish boy which has been whipped into a flavoursome sweet cream.
"Oh, looking at photos of a young Ludwig Gumplowicz makes me so wet with Kowski Cream."
by CatchRRG January 30, 2014
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clam chowder ice cream

clam chowder ice cream
by this is not a troll April 29, 2024
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Midget cream

When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.
Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?
by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023
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Ice Cream Mom

A mom, similar to a deadbeat dad, who doesn’t pay child support and doesn’t participate in any of the actual parenting of her kids.
His ex is such an Ice Cream Mom, that bitch only takes her kids when she can see a movie and then she makes HIM pay for it!
by Swanky85 February 15, 2018
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Offspring Cream

He pulled out and landed a dollop of his offspring cream all over my tits
by Cingy Von Brock May 27, 2025
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Steamed Cream

Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!
Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
by Chogan2020 September 09, 2020
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