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Call Karma

When you're waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.
Person 1: *hangs up the phone* You bitch
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
by rhastings88 February 2, 2015
mugGet the Call Karmamug.

Call Luigi for Help

When you are in a sticky situation that you can not solve yourself, so you request help from somebody who knows what to do.
Jake: Damnit! My car is broken down
Jane: Babe, Why dont you call luigi for help?
Jake: Hmm.. Good idea! *He would call AAA To tow his car to the shop*
by uiopuiopuiuiopiui January 8, 2024
mugGet the Call Luigi for Helpmug.

calling a wall

An expression used to describe when the person you're calling is not expected to pick up. Thus, one may as well be calling a wall. Sometimes, these people hold perfectly good conversations via text. Yet for others, it is as if you are texting a wall too.
1.

Iván: "I really wanna to know the details for Saturday already."

Bily: "Why don't you just call her, bro?"

Iván: "Nah, I'd be calling a wall."

2.

Bily: "I wanna get to know her better, but I never see her anymore."

Iván: "So just call her, homie."

Bily: "Nah, I've tried. She's a call wall. At this point she probably replaced the phone icon on her iPhone with Instagram."

3.

Bily: Yo call this homie Latrell. I wanna go to Shake Shack already - I'm hungry as fuck.

Iván: Son, that's a wall call. You might as well ask this traffic light when Latrell is coming."
by larfz March 25, 2013
mugGet the calling a wallmug.
timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf
by raybeez February 10, 2022
mugGet the well put me in a dress and call me susiemug.

Guadalupe wake up call

When someone defacates on their sexual partner in a hotel room while they are asleep, usually passed out drunk. Then the person is awakened by housekeeping full of feces. This is also known as a Maryvale Mudslide, only a Maryvale mudslide isn't restricted to hotel rooms.
Last night I did something I'm not very proud of. I gave Nancy a Guadalupe wake up call and she's pretty shitty about it.
by Chinooks64 July 9, 2023
mugGet the Guadalupe wake up callmug.

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