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small dick....
Smallest dick in the world..
kinda crazy
Omg i gave brandon top and it was tiny
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Brandon

Brandon is a very assured man. He portrays himself as confident, strong, and absolutely careless. He strives to be the type of person no one's met before. And he absolutely achieves that with his amazing humor and smarts. He is the funniest and wittiest person you'll ever meet. Still no matter how careless and goofy he seems, he works hard and won't stop until he's where he wanted to be. He's a very harsh but honest and loyal person. He will stick with you until he absolutely can't. Although he's so tough and intimidating, his heart softens for three people: his grandma, his significant other, and his future daughter. He believes he's the type of person to live alone, as he's been alone his entire life. He fears he doesn't know how to love and pushes himself away when he's scared he'll hurt you. He portrays himself as heartless, but he cares so much and he loves hard, he just doesn't know how to show it. Be patient with him. He's just a broken guy who doesn't know love. Wait and guide him through his anger and his stupid decisions, help him get where he needs to go and stick by his side. He's not someone worth losing. Be the one person to show him that he's not alone, show him real love. I love you asawa ko. Mahal kita sinta.
Person: hey who's that?
Person 2: that's Brandon, you should talk with him he's hilarious!
Person: he looks intimidating

Person 2: just trust me you wont regret it.
by Soni-chan May 24, 2024
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Braylon

Boys named Braylon are very much so lover boys and care a lot about you. Braylon’s are very smart and bold and can help in various ways. Don’t get on their bad side though as they can find ways to get back at you.
“You see braylon?” Isn’t he such a sweet soul?
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Brandon Howard

Former CEO of parchmentpaper.com
Brandon Howard: "Must be tough living life on easy mode"
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Brandon

Definition is a person who finds a female that has someone their shit together then comes along and acts like it’s his takes it over and throws you away like trash also hides the fact that he is nothing but a psychotic mental case at least six personalities Hiding
Brandon is a dodo bird you get it
by Trailer park trash June 9, 2024
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Brandon

He is a weirdo at all times and he is obese af!!!! every person addresses him as the ugly brandon he is always ejaculating and disrespecting people and cant fight he got beat up by a fat person and hes changing schools for special people like him!!!
Girl: Brandon just posted on his story
bop: oh u mean ugly brandon😂😂
by Popthatdoor June 9, 2024
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Braylon Stephens

Braylon Stephens is a Goat and he is a great multi sport athlete
by Fghogee June 12, 2024
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