Anti-hoss

Anti-hoss is simply the opposite of a hoss.

Geee, Victoria is a real anti-hoss by trying to tell me that i am not a hoss

by Bondo1299 August 3, 2011

anti bitch serum

It’s coffee

My girl hasn’t had her anti bitch serum today and she is kind of a mess.

by Alybygd June 23, 2019

Anti lottery

The fateful circumstance where everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong in a narrow timeframe; a Murphy's law special. The collective series of negative events happening simultaneously as if the red moon and stars aligned. Life did not simply give you the middle finger, it spawned a breed of Thumb-Thumb's from Spy Kids except instead of thumbs, they were exclusively comprised of middle finger appendages sent to tackle you in the night. The scratch off ticket you thought would yield you no more than a flat tire or a spaghetti sauce-stained dress shirt actually rendered the mother-load of Powerball prizes. You sir just unveiled the golden ticket to Milly Monka's Chocolate Sweatshop (and no, the snozzberries do not taste like snozzberries.) The good news is that this only happens to 0.00069% of the population.

Jessica: Hey man, what's wrong?

Tom: *sniffles* well, uhh, Kaitlyn broke up with me today right after I got into the motorcycle accident and my pet sugar glider died from testicular cancer this morning.

Jessica: ohh gee, sorry bud. Well at least your parents' divorce anniversary isn't for another month yet.

Tom: actually it's today..

Jessica: damn, guess you hit the anti lottery.

by YourAlmostBestFriend March 16, 2022

anti-directionalist

A person who doesn't see the sense or importance in using automobile direction signals.

Man, I didn't expect that guy to slow down and make that turn. Anti-directionalist swine!

by Slo Joe Jizz August 24, 2010

anti-spite

The desire to do a good thing but make it seem like a bad thing.

He let the little kid win the race out of anti-spite.

by Inferno the candle April 6, 2022

The Anti Acronym Hypocrites

A group of hypocrites known to hate acronyms, yet, they call them selves TAAH.

The Anti Acronym Hypocrites are... well... hypocrites. I bet they all have CFD (See definition of Communism Fondness Disorder (CFD)

by Rybrotic November 14, 2016

Anti jackpot

When u find yourself in a condition that is unique, rare and unlikely but not desirable at all

She got 3 sons and all of them are gemini.
Damn bruh, she hit the anti jackpot.

by original.flipster July 17, 2020