Anal Glaucoma

When your ass can't differentiate what it likes to wink at. Like not realizing they are doing it to someone from the same sex.

A guy tells another guy "Hey that's a nice shirt" and then proceed to wink at him with his anal glaucoma.

by Penelope Pimp June 25, 2010

anal volcano

The act of playing MW2 while railing your girlfriend / significant other in the anal geographic area while dropping a nuke at the same time you blow your load.

Man, i just anal volcanoed that chick while i dropped a nuke on those scrubs.

by analvolcano April 11, 2010

Anal Artisan

Someone who is an expert in the art of Anal sex.

Girl 1: Is that mike over there?
Girl 2: Yeah he was like an anal artisan last night.

by StevenStoner420 November 29, 2011

Anal Dysfunction

When your anus is not functioning from being clogged. It can only be cured by making another hole in your ass.

George put Advil up his anus because of his anal dysfunction

by Anal_dysfunction January 19, 2011

anal rupture

When someone has too much But sex that Their anus starts to bleed or that their Ass starts to hurt so much they can't sit.

Jack: "man my butt hurts so much doctor! I don't know why it hurts." Doctor:"have you had butt sex recently?" Jack:"yeah. Why?" Docter: "it seems you have an anal rupture

by The dank warlock July 16, 2017

Anal Log

the opposite of a sneaky shit just like a big ol plop plop boom boom down into the bowl just the loudest fattest shit you ever seen

'oi mate gonna take a shit brb'
'yea bet sneaky shit ?'
'nah mate anal log'
'fuck save some for me daddy'

by sneakyshitguzzler376 March 1, 2022

anal beads

A term used as a cry for help, or immediate assistance. The urgency of the request is normally received better than when someone is simply calling for help.

ex; There's a space chicken on Mars! ANAL BEADS!!!

by Ron_Mexico613 June 18, 2021