by Simoneatapples February 09, 2019
My nigga's who know know...
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.
by QuacksO March 10, 2021
The one produce item purchased alongside candy and junk food to give the cashier the impression that you're not an unhealthy slob.
I got a box of Hot Pockets, a case of Coke, a bag of Hot Cheetos and threw in an alibi apple so the cashier wouldn't judge me.
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