fresh cut ass

Wordplay on fresh cut grass, it is when someone rips ass, but it smells oddly pleasant.

Dale just farted, that’s some fresh cut ass.

Looks like Ava ripped fresh cut ass.

by OilySaltine July 9, 2022

Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.”

Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024

who is cutting onions

Markiplier and Ethan are cutting onions next to each other and they are crying. They are asking '' who is cutting onions? ''. Then they realise that they are cutting onions and they start to argue.

'' Who is cutting onions? '' I am cutting onions. You are cutting onions, no you are cutting onions you liar.

by aeron67 December 3, 2022

cut

how the heck did you manage to misspell cute

that cat was so cut!
the hell you manage to misspell cute while talking-

by dontyoulikespaghettios June 8, 2024

cut

when someone feels upset or triggered over a slight inconvenience to their social life or life in general

mia: i can’t believe i want invited to abbie’s party
jake: why you so cut about it?

samantha: im so cut that i got into trouble over last weekend, the party wasn’t even that loud

by eatmyasz April 18, 2019

cut

the word cut is usually used while people are making fun of each other

yo she tryna cut son

by soraya etienne October 11, 2008

Cut the Muff

In short, to cut off poor quality audio.

To "cut" something means to remove or eliminate it and "muff" is short for muffle or muffled. In this case it is in reference to audio.

The idiom "Cut the Muff" is an amusing way to tell someone that their mic or audio output is muffled or unclear.

"Very muffley, very cutty. Cutty muff. Cut the muff." - Timmaaay (Obsolete Punx)

by FuckChauvinists ,Į,,^.^,Į,, March 12, 2025