You A Bat

One who acts like a complete jackass in order to seem cool. When someone acts like a "bat" they are ussualy under the influence of weed or alcohol or maybe even both in some cases. People who act like bats are also refered to as "That Guy", or more generally a "JP".

Bryan smokes alot of pot, then drinks alot, he then proceeds to "fly" around the room as a bat acting like a complete idiot. When he stops, someone then tells him, nigga, you a bat right now.

by ThatloserGuy January 26, 2008

you like?

Most dick shriveling, pussy drying come on line ever invented.

Big fat mamma with wrinkly tits and ass comes out in a see-thru neglige. "You like?"
"No."

by kornpone July 13, 2006

fuck you and the horse you rode in on

1) a response to an expceptionally stupid remark
2) an elevated form of fuck you, usually used when someone continues to ride you in a conversation.

You're stupid
fuck you
if you did it my way it wouldn't screwed up
fuck you and the horse you rode in on

by avapatch November 12, 2010

UP TO YOU!

A sentence used by a legendary man that has the power to kill people with annoyance

Dude: Hey wanna play?
You: Sure
Dude: UP TO YOU!
You: x_x

by Pizza_boy_jeff October 05, 2017

IT hits YOU

Pertaining to the fact that a female is so bitchy (or freaky),that you don't fuck it. IT fucks YOU.

Hey man, you don't hit it. IT hits YOU.

by Neo2129 June 07, 2003

are you cool?

phrase often said to the drunkest girl at the party, by the asshole who's trying to take her home. Many times accompanied by an arm around the shoulder or sometimes just an all out boob grab depending how drunk the girl in question is and how brave the guy is. Hopefully the girl has friends to prevent her from going home with the guy or to scare the guy off.

Jackass with his arm around a drunk chick: Are you cool? Are you cool?

Drunk chick: Hellz yeah I'm cool!

Jackass: K. Lets go back to my place.

Drunk chick: Wait... what?

by DrunkChick June 09, 2009

You get what you get

When a job is done and the customer complains about problems bought from a third party and you don’t give a fuck, you would say, “well, you get what you get.”

Meaning: fuck you or what the fuck ever not my problem.

Customer: the bedroom tv has a broken screen from the store.
Salesman: did you buy it here?
Customer: anystoreyoiwant.com

Salesman: well, you get what you get. You didn’t buy it here.

by Goldenrain October 02, 2020