Doing a Janine

Doing a Janine refers to spilling food on oneself.

Oh shit, I've spilled sauce on myself!
Ha ha, you've done a Janine!
Yep, I'm doing a Janine.

by DarronK December 27, 2011

Doing a paul

being really shit at your proffessional job

"mann you are doing a paul to that fish"

by dommy radd January 10, 2012

Doing the Kobayashi

Performing oral sex on a man. Giving head.

I walked in on my friend doing the kobayashi on her boyfriend.

by John Hocker February 26, 2011

Doing a James

this is to say being moody without reason. This can range from ignoring your mates to being a stupid fool who can't speak english.

Vin: Hey man are you good today or are you Doing a James?
Andy: Go fuck yourself!
Vin: Catch you later James

by undergroundarse August 20, 2011

Fag Do

The gay man's equaivalent of a Stag Do. A party for gay men prior to either marry or become civial partners.

Tradition states that the Fag Do takes place in a venue or bar where heterosexual women tend to frequent.

The Fag Do attendees are to wear pink cowboy hats and a white square piece of card on their person (in the form of a learner plate), that has a large pink letter P and in smaller black text the work practicing.

One of the party games should include kissing as manny heterosexual men as possible.

by Lord Seddon October 23, 2011

Do a Kevin

When a person changes their relationship status from being in a relationship with Person A to Person B without any lag time and without informing Person A of their intentions

Whoa...harsh man. Who is Kristy? I though you and Sasha were getting married? Way to do a Kevin

by Slooze Clues November 16, 2020

Do an Optus

To leave corporate Internet APIs open to the internet and allow half of all Australian adults' personal information to be exported for sale on illicit marketplaces.

When mentoring a Junior Developer on security issues with their API "Make sure that API is secure - we don't want to do an Optus"

by potatopeepo October 3, 2022